How to Travel to Nowhere

July 21st, 2011

 

This piece is a guest post/ collaboration with my new good friend Andrew who also writes on his site andrewcaldwell.org/blog

 

 

What if I could offer you discount airfares to travel right now? Let’s say zero dollar travel, now, this afternoon or tomorrow?

I’d like to propose that being bohemian is a star candidate for the 80/20 principle. Sure, sitting around in a jungle hut outside of Luang Prabang in Laos with your backpack soaked from the rain is pretty bohemian, but why wait until then?

Let’s be bohemian, right now.

If you’ve already de-cluttered your life you’re probably yearning for some long term travel but enjoy what you have around you. The best parts of travel are the new experiences, meeting new people, the conversations, having time for photography and strolling through markets. Of these, what can’t you do tomorrow?

Travel is glamorised, sexed up and provides a leap of escapism. A travel show on television or in books, glossy magazines of blogs aren’t going to talk about the pitfalls of travel, this wouldn’t do anything for the ratings!

So rejoice in being bohemian in your hometown, with the luxury of coming home to your own bed, putting on clean clothes in the morning, not having to lock your backpack when you leave your room or pop a malaria tablet every morning.

If you still spend your time pining over other people’s travel adventures here are a few tips from the trenches that can add to your locale bohemian experience:

  • Wear the same shirt 3 days in a row (Yep, sometimes you’ve only packed one long sleeve shirt, been in transit for two days, and hey, there’s no need to ruin a clean shirt on that slow boat down the mekong?)
  • Keep your passport in your pocket or your day pack, and spend most of the day stressing out about whether it’s still there or not
  • Eat something terrible, that possibly induces food poisoning, and then force yourself to go sight-seeing.
  • Stuff your clothes for the week into a backpack, the more creases the better, no irons allowed.

 

I came across the above image months ago via Steve McCurry’s blog. I’ve been wanting to use it in a post, but I couldn’t come up with anything that seemed worthy for such a great photograph. Then Andrew sent me an email with this awesome content and post collaboration idea so it all seemed to come together. The above image perfectly captures the western desire of exotic travel, all the while the local takes the same train but gets a much more exciting ride. So travel while you’re at home. Maybe out of necessity, maybe to try new things. But also for all you travelers out there: you may think you’re doing something dangerous and exciting, but your adventure is an every day reality for someone else. And they are probably doing it with greater style.

 
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    haha timing post. Today my favorite local airlines is offering discounted rates to the tune of $2 for all domestic flights (in Philippines)!! It ended up being $25 roundtrip for one person after all the fees, but still!! Not bad. And haha, I wear the same shirt for 3 days too… yup.

    Aaaaaaaand that Janet, is exactly why I want to be where you are. I need to reconsider this post! :)

    Traveling does have it’s downfalls…. I can attest to the food poisoning in Peru. Not fun. Everyone wants the reputation of being a world traveler but not about being content and staying put. Funny that this post ended up on your site Mr. Almost Bohemian, the one guy I’ve dated that has the biggest itch and the most extreme wandering feet. Great post Andrew! Well put… from the travelers themselves. Thanks for the link love.

    Bon Voyage!

    Yes well Meg, you know that nothing but a jaunt around the world will keep me happy :)

    The itch to travel is deep, but it is refreshing to know we can travel to nowhere!

    22 Jul 2011, 6:01am
    by Hugo Martins

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    This is news here. The idea you are trying to get through is that you can live a travelling life style without travelling right?

    I will definetily try using the same t-shirt for 3 days, sounds like fun to me. :D

    Funny enough, when I was in New York last week I did a bit of traveling while not really traveling. The city gets hot hot humid and I ended up doing the wash your clothes in the shower thing. It was great. I had a fresh pair of undies every next day!

    Thanks for giving me the opportunity to write with you on Bohemian David!

    To Hugo,

    Exactly! There’s more than likely a travel guide (lonely planet etc..) for your own city. For everyone’s city. But we seem to be all suffering from grass is greener syndrome, instead of seeing our own sights once in a while.

    My ‘handy’ (?) tips can make the experience of travelling in your own neighbourhood all that more authentic.

    Best of luck! And with the shirt.. wear it for three, then if you want a really authentic experience, wash it, only to have it dirtier than when you put it in the machine. (That’s a true Phnom Penh experience right there)

    Also Andrew, there is a bit of an embarrassment that comes from being a tourist in one’s own town. For some reason we really care what strangers in our own cities think of us…

    ha, I think it’s funny that I get the “but I’m an Asian!” excuse when I’m out in my own city taking pictures. People just assume I’m a tourist (in Portland) but this stereotyping actually makes me feel BETTER, like I have a good reason to snap pics, and I feel less embarrassed.

    The undercover tourist. :)

    Hi David,
    I’ve read long time ago that we travel to foreign country to admire exactly the same stuff we have at home.
    There is a song that goes: God is great , beer is good and people are crazy, which pretty much sums up us humans.
    Tim Ferris has made traveling into some kind of nirvana-like experience and it is often not.
    I lived on the beach in Thailand for a week and I was bored to death after a few days.
    Having said all that, I still love traveling, but then again, I am crazy;)
    Derek

    It’s strange that despite knowing that we often seek the familiar, we still want to venture out for more.

    But yes, I love it too. Oh, and I also love me a good country tune!

    This is a great creative approach to travel, David and Andrew. What’s cool about it is seeing that all the awesome experiences of travel can be found without the expenses we usually assume go with them.

    I think the other cool thing about travel is how it allows you to vacate your life, but you can do that bohemian style at home, too. Not doing your daily chores for a few days (no bills, no dishes, no laundry) can give you that same feeling of freedom and perspective on life that travel gives you. Not doing laundry will FORCE you to wear the same shirt 3 days in a row! :)

    Baker, I think what I like most about this post is that Andrew expresses that sentiment perfectly. There is an exotic allure to traveling, but when you look at the reality of every day travel, well, it sure isn’t so exotic.

    That said, I still crave me some travel. It’s just time to look at our own backyards too.

    Hey Baker,

    Thanks for your kind words. The no bills/phone/commitments of home is definitely one of the biggest perks.

    There’s this illusion of ‘home is wherever I can get wifi’ which is a bit of a load of BS.

    I’m toying with the new adventures of travel, removing (some) of the commitments/chores of home but getting out there and having an adventure everyday.

    All the guys in the comments seem to be all for this 3-day shirt business!

    Andrew, I’m curious to see how the everyday adventure plays out for you. I hadn’t consider the ‘home is wherever I can get wifi’ thing, but you’re probably right. Even I am guilty of that thinking. Perhaps it is because there is a certain 21st century romance to that notion…

    Oh I so love this post! We are firm believes that the travel and adventure lifestyle is just as much about attitude and perspective as it is the location. Sometimes our walkabouts are just down the road to the river walk along Oswego River. We take time to see what there is to see, discover beauty in the moment and just simply feel joyful. This is the point we are trying to convey as well – you do not have to travel the world to experience life and connect with the journey. So many of our adventures are right here in our own town or county. We just get up and go, find some back road and dirt paths, explore, eat at some local diner, and make it home by dark to have some popcorn for dinner.

    Thanks Andrew!

    Hey Liane,

    You’re welcome! Join us, everyone can be bohemian.

    Recently I’ve enjoyed taking ‘all’ of my camera gear out for a walk down the local beach, come out with some amazing shots and even I think ‘wow, where IS that?’.. It’s a complete shift once you start letting yourself enjoy & travel in your regular space.

    I think this is why I love camping so much. You are able to get out of cell phone service, wifi service, and just enjoy the simplistic things in life like food, campfire, friends and conversations. Camping is only an hour to two hours away, yet we forget that we have that escape as an option.

    Camping, for sure! Just don’t pack the GPS, sat phones or any of that sh!t :)

    Do you find it as ironic/funny as me that no wifi is a bit of a blessing?

    I know what it’s like to wear the same shirt for three days in a row and worry about if your passport is still in your bag. I probably could do that here though and get the same feeling. Maybe I should get the traveling lifestyle here for a few days. At least I’d be able to come home to a familiar bed.

    I think “Baker” brings up an excellent point when he says, “I think the other cool thing about travel is how it allows you to vacate your life.”

    I would challenge this and say, why not focus on building a life that requires no vacation (not intended to be a shameless plug, I promise). That way, your travel is less about escape and more about discovery. Plus, when you are not dreading “real life” you are more able to fully appreciate your travels.

    Regarding the post – I think it is an excellent idea to really discover where you live. We stumbled upon a post recently that was highlighting the San Juan Islands. Despite living so close, we have never been. How is it possible that we have a world class destination in our back yard – some of the best kayaking and whale watching anywhere – and have not jumped on the ferry and headed over?!

    Indeed, Andrew. Why travel the world over when everything we need to experience our ‘unlimitedness’ is at hand? Most folks are unwilling to explore the vastness of their mental kingdom first. It need not matter where when one travels – you will be slogging through a mental jungle of anguish if your inner world is not aligned with your outer world.

    This is spot on, Rob. The broad brushes of travel are a bit romanticised. You can get your luggage down to a carry-on backpack but unfortunately you can’t ‘not’ pack your anguish.

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